June 29, 2009

Tap, tap, tap. Is this thing on?

So it's been a while. There really hasn't been much to say lately expect to whine and complain about the constant pain. The nerve pain is starting to go away but like my doctor told me, it's going to take a very long time

Very. Long. Time.

Ugh.

I was encouraged yesterday morning when I woke up and felt no pain. NONE AT ALL. Of course that quickly ended when I got out of bed and sat dawn.

Ouch!

I have a follow up with my doctor this morning and more physical therapy on Wednesday. I've been trying not to go all Valley of the Dolls with the pain medication, but some days I can't survive without it. And truth be told, it doesn't help that much.

See what I mean about the whining and complaining? I've been a real treat to be around lately.

Any who... yesterday was Kristin's 8th Annual Birthday Bowling Bonanza. I opted out of the bowling and instead took pictures. You can see them below or on Flickr.

 

June 16, 2009

Golden Phone

I went back to work today. Well, I went back last Thursday but after two days, I was bedridden all weekend. Monday, The Greg® drove me back to the doctor for more 'roids and some reassurance that, "Yes, Brian. You will be able to sit and walk normally again."

Oy.

Today I was able to work about six hours before I had to call it quits. Me and Mr. Vicodin are now having a lovely evening washing dishes and grooving to my new fave song that I saw last week on BFF.

Awesome, right?

 

June 08, 2009

Warning: Gratuitous Hospital Gown Photo

I was back at the doctor's today for more x-rays.

more x-rays

Sexy, right? I'll give you a moment to regain your composure.

This weekend, I was in so much pain I actually bawled for about 30 minutes. It was just plain awful. The on-call doctor phoned in a prescription of pain killers. In gratitude, I'm naming all my babies after him. Every. Single. One.

The pain killers didn't get rid of all the pain, just made it more tolerable. The Greg® drove me to the doctor today. (Have I mentioned how painful it is to drive? Oy.) I have a torn muscle and the inflammation is pressing on my sciatic nerve which shoots pain all down my right leg to the tip of my toes. It's like no pain I've ever felt before. Several times this weekend I wanted to recreate the last scene of Saw just to make it stop hurting.

yay for drugs!

Right now, I have more drugs in me than a Walgreens, but this combination is finally helping. As I write this I am actually sitting upright in a chair, something I haven't been able to do for more than 2 minutes without wincing since last Wednesday.

At least, until now. OUCH. Back to bed for me.

 

June 03, 2009

There Was a Crooked Old Man

Ever feel like The Universe® is taking a never-ending super dump on you? Lately, THIS IS MY LIFE.

Ugh.

Yesterday, I woke up in horrible pain and could barely move. Work was a chore. This morning, I couldn't even get out of bed. Right now, my body looks like a boomerang. To compensate for the pain on the right side, my body is shifting to the left.

crooked

I told Curtis that I am going to be the most feeble, old man ever. He said and I quote, "You're going to be a feeble old man? The future is now!"

It's funny, because it's true.

 

May 30, 2009

Drunk Night Photography Is Hard, Y'all

Oy! What a week! Last Friday night, I felt the familiar pang of diverticulitis. And by "pang," I mean "excruciating abdominal pain."

I ordered my prescription that night and started taking it the next day. I've taken these medications a few times. They have never made me so sick to my stomach before. I've been nauseous all week. And one leaves a horrible metallic taste in my mouth. Bleah.

I was reading the labels the other night and one says, "May be used to treat or prevent Anthrax exposure."

o_O

You know what that means, right? Hey Terrorists! BRING IT ON! Hit me with your best shot Jihad.

Again, bleah I say.

Adding to the "fun," I've been dog sitting all week. Meet George.

George!

And Brownie.

Brownie the Conehead

They are very sweet, hyper animals who have convinced me to finally go on record as a Cat Person®.

Dogs. Are. Exhausting.

Srsly.

In between being sick and tackled by a pit bull mix every night, I found time to see the Chihuly exhibit one last time before it closes. This time with John. It was a lot of fun.

Photos are posted at Flickr or you can see them below.


 

May 18, 2009

Technical Interruption

Last week, my Mac imploded. The techinical diagnosis is probably that my hard drive crashed, but I tell the story like this:

It will probably be a while before I get a replacement. Postings will probably be more sporatic than they have been lately.

Sometimes, life, the universe or whatever, just tells you it's time to take a break. I'm listening.

UPDATE: My hero Mark fixed my compy and is giving it a super upgrade to make is run much better. After the upgrade I should be able to control the weather and all small electrical appliances within a 50 mile radias. Go Mark!

 

May 10, 2009

Pride48

Just checking in to say "hey," and post this month's banner.

I want to let you know about something the Audio Nazi®, Mr. Daniel Brewer has cooked up called Pride48.

Pride48

Starting on June 26th, he and a bunch of gay podcasters from all over will be streaming 48 hours of live podcasting goodness in celebration of Pride month. Until then, he is streaming pre-recorded shows. Be sure to check it out. There's some good stuff there and more and more podcasters are signing up to be a part of it.

Unfortunately, The Female Lesbian Show has yet to commit.

 

April 23, 2009

Chicago!

The Chicago Theater

Last weekend, I visited Gayle in Chicago. It was an awesome, super fun trip full of good food, lots of beer and great friends. I got to see Matt, who moved back last year (I miss him so much) and my lovely friend Nicci whom I haven't seen for many years. Also, while there I met the one and only Matt Blender, who is just an all-around great guy.

I think I may have fallen in love with Chicago this weekend. I can definitely see myself living there. I am already planning my next visit.

Photos from my trip are on Flickr or you can see them below.